My name is Frank, and I have a problem. I am an Internet marketeer..
Hello and welcome Frank!

Just because I keep forgetting and because they measure them in bits or bytes depending on whether they think it is storage or comms.
Just remember that approximately 1B (Byte) is made up of 10bits (because of start and stop bit, parity, etc.) (Here /s means per second)
I have attempted to order this list of devices [...]

What could be better than a phone call with Frank Kern?
An even more in-depth explanation of what it meant, by someone from planet earth.

Make no mistake, the call with Eban Pagan did it’s job. It stirred even more interest and desire for Mass Control. And in true carrot and stick style, it even told you [...]

Just finished hearing the Frank Kern teleconference call with Eban Pagan, which is amazing considering it is 3.40am in the UK right now.
These yanks just don’t understand that the US isn’t the only country on the planet…
Anyway I have made notes, I even have an MP3 tucked away, and I am considering fleshing it out [...]