How Frank Kern ruined my weekend

AKA “Internet Marketing makes you impotent”

So there I was, all jee’d up (TM) with my Mass Control Monthly, ready to start to dominate planet earth and beyond by exuding coolness and charm, and “wammo” my page drooped!

What was the “evil plan” that the Kern had unleashed on us? “Don’t do it!” WTF?

Hmm hey just a sub conscious mind game to make us do what he trold us what not to do!

Hmm no, he actually means don’t do it! Oh…

Hence my weekend was in turnmoil. My life in tatters and my Internet Cash Register did not ping.

As Frank might have once said “Dang”.

This may not be coherent yet, as I am still recoiling from the mind melt.

I will explain, stay tuned.