So Mike, so let’s just relate back to the audience for a sincere kiss-the-baby moment…

So like we’ve shown you how to crap and we’ve shown you how to make it smell nice. And hey we’ve done all thut (intentional spelling mistake to make us look real and human and bad at typing just like you and Ed) totally like for free because we are 2 nice guys so full of crap, so hey that’s great of us.

Of course if you want to be really sure your crap smells nice, you can get on Mike’s Ninja smells PLR list for just $97 per month,

but hey don’t sweat it, worst that can happen is your crap could smell really bad, you lose your wife, children, job, home, pets and people could hose rocks at you in the street.

But hey that might not happen, so cool dude, just enjoy your smelly craps. But wow Mike and I are going to have SUCH SWEET smelling craps, because we use the NINJA technique, but hey that is so totally optional, you don’t even need to buy it… Just if you stink out the crap hole, may be open a window or something…

Oh look an Echinada! Careful he bites!

So cool dudes! Till the next time I want something…

Super Crapping dudes.
Frank – the sweet smelling crap guy. You do crap right?

Caveat: If you have crap you need to smell sweet, I may or may not be able to make it smell nicer but give me a call anyway. Warning. You may not earn a bean in your entire life following my suggestions. Darn this internet marketing thing is easy isn’t it.

You are so full of crap! I wish I was as full of crap as you. Maybe one day I hope… Hey maybe you should do a course or something dude, for hopeful crappers like myself?

So they can use your totally free tip for nothing, because you are such a nice guy, or if they can’t decide what smell to use, or what to do when it runs out of, what’s that word, like someone told me it the other day when I was walking my adopted kitten, hey fluff ball the kitten is SO damn cute, oh yeah, hell, perfume. Damn did I just say hell, oh I am such a swearing cunt. You should never invite me around to meet your vicar, especially unless you want me to crap like right in front of him, I mean hey dude… I can really push them out…

But we will include an ebook worth $4,203.15 called “How To Wipe Your *ss From Front To Back”, totally free and included in the price. but only if they act today. And then the price will go up and we’ll withdraw it from the market for ever.

But what if people can’t decide what smell to use each day?

Or what happens if it like totally runs out?

And OMG like which shops can you get it from? Bakers?

Oh wow man this is SO complicated!

(awe chautle chautle)

I had 3 craps yesterday and I had visitors coming round, but phew, GoogleOil Fresh worked and here is the video testimonial from 23 people who are friends, or friends of a friend who once met, someone who was at my house yesterday.

They can all confirm they prefer NICE smells.

GoogleOil Fresh.

Wow that MUST smell awesome dude?

But the “Ninja” tip is to use STRONGER smells to mask any really bad smelling craps.

Something stronger like GoogleOil Fresh.

Yeah I used a lavender air freshener once. It like totally smelt of lavender.

It was so erm. lavendery.

Well you simply put some strong smelling flowers, or an incense burner, or my favourite is an air freshener, in to the toilet.

(Or light a match and burn it end to end, but be careful with matches kiddies)