Reiki Music. Video Marketing

Yep launch control worked really well!

I am now on NO gurus list… Not a single 1.

I said I would unsubscribe from every single scum affiliate who promoted Jeff Walkers PLF2, and they ALL did. True to form guys – ROFL. You really have this IM thing pinned don’t you. Hell slap each other on the back on the goof course guys, you are SO f*ck*ng cool, NOT.

WHY did I unsubscribe from every penny grabbing guru?

Launch control is about caring for you clients. Understanding them. Communicating with them in a dialogue. Understanding their needs. Making them feel special. Not trying to sell to them explicitly, but implicitly. It may sound very old school, but it’s called genuinely caring for your client. It’s not something you should need to read in a “blueprint”. You can just do it, from the heart. As a human being. Your customers are always your friends. Buying is an emotional transaction, so you are an integral part of “the event”. Even if you can’t name them personally, you could at least remember they are people, who have the choice to give you their money, or not.

So what does every JV partner and friend of Jeff Walker’s dogs do?

They all spam me in a last hour panic, cold. No build up. No targeting. No personalisation. Not even choice 1, 2 or 3. No qualification. No targeting. Nada.

They all just emailed, hard and dirty, most using scum ball “your head will explode” headlines and PFL2 is frigging crap headline tactics. And then piling on endless heaps of crap to sweeten the deal (devaluing everything anybody does, including Jeff).

Stuff the affiliates! For $1000 commission off, even I would have bought it at $997! Yes your loving affiliate just screwed you for a grand! Aren’t they sweet? Don’t they just care about you SO much? You must feel very special? OH does your bottom hurt?

First prize dork award goes to (furony.com) Frank Kern. Atrocious. “Don’t buy this from me”. Erm superb Frank and I took your advice and didn’t. The suspicious part of me thinks maybe you weren’t even trying to sell it at all Frank, do you know what I mean, wink, wink. Yeah remember to add that line about you wanting to endorse Jeff, yeah that’s good. That will fool him. That plan worked nice. YEAH who’s the daddy now? You slapped that bitch Jeff good. Yeah go launch this dude…

Last place, receiving the we almost didn’t blow it award was StomperNet. 4 “useful” on topic emails surrounding the event, with subtle implicit hints. Then last minute, Andy (I can edit video I can) Jenkins lost his cool, and thought “sod it let’s have the dosh”, and did a cold hard panic sell.

Prize donkey award, naturally goes to our cuddly ozzy chump, Ed the Dale. Free Dominche (allegedly worth more than PLF2 on it’s own at $2497). Free 6 months of the Immediate Edge (not worth a w*nk to a unoc – sorry – a full $97 per month of looking over Eds shoulder at him, erm, well, erm, hey it’s Ed’s shoulder guys, let’s all cum together in an IM groupie hug… The $600 bucks I gave him, hell yeah I earnt 0.00 times a million with all of that great advice.
Immediate, not very fast at all. Edge, only on the side of the bills you give Ed. Sour grapes axe to grind? You bet ya!

Yeah I mean hell, what Ed and Dan don’t know about making a “product” (to go with the PLF2 you just bought from him), wow, what could that fit on? A stamp?

The “I know what day of the week it is award” goes to Canadian Jason Potash. He even remembered he knew Jeff and that he even wrote some software for him for PLF1. Hell yeah, slap on the new version which is SO POWERFUL you can ruin your launch campaign if you’re not careful. Hell yeah leverage that SEO Web 2.0 traffic manipulation voodoo juice. Hell Google et al will never notice. I mean Portal Feeder just works so well doesn’t it. Well OK so no it doesn’t work very well at all, but we’re all too embarrassed to say, so that’s just dandy… And it’s not like we could just help each other out without using the co-op or anything. Oh, erm…

But all round, just what I expected. A PATHETIC cold sell, with NONE of the qualities of what you were supposed to be promoting.

Christ guys!

Joint venture partnership. The clue is in the fricking title.

It does not mean panic email at the 11th hour to screw your commission out of your list, who you obviously don’t give a brass cent about.

I’m sorry guys, but none of you deserve to have the money you do!
You certainly do not deserve to have a list of people who listen to you. You abuse them worse than your dog.

Words fail me… I am ashamed for you. You are not worthy!

OK so I’ll never work in Dodge again. Praise the Lord!
If you are the cream, the idols, the gurus, I am so happy to be off all of your lists.

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