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Just had the misfortune to buy Adel Chowdry’s Mass Article Control.

The promise is far behind reality. Sack your writers – my donkey! Even a third language English speaking toddler could do better than this.

Sure you need to fine tune all these things and show it which way is up, but the default synonym replacement on the full auto setting, is, well judge for yourself…

Original (from professional journalists at Wired.com):

Amazon and Sony opted to go the Neiman Marcus route with their e-book readers, dog-piling extra features, fat content catalogs, and hefty price tags on top of gorgeous pieces of hardware. Upstart electronique de livre maker Cool-er, on the other paw, went in a decidedly Wal-Mart direction with a spartan, chintzy device that skates the line of functionality. It sure is cheap though!

Version 001 from the cow pat:

Amazon and Sony opted to go the Neiman Marcus route with their e-book readers, dog-piling additional facial appearance, fat content catalogs, and sturdy penalty tags on top of gorgeous pieces of hardware. Upstart electronique de livre maker Cool-er, on the other paw, went in the sphere of a decidedly Wal-Mart direction with a frugal, chintzy device with the aim of skates the line of functionality. It all right is poor quality though!

(furony.com = “It all right is poor quality though!”

Version 1000 from the cow pat:

Amazon and Sony opted to go the Neiman Marcus route with their e-book readers, dog-piling particularly skin, fat content catalogs, and large value tags on top of gorgeous pieces of hardware. Upstart electronique de livre maker Cool-er, on the other paw, went wearing a decidedly Wal-Mart direction with a frugal, chintzy device to facilitate skates the line of functionality. It surefire is despicable though!

But my favourate spun line is in the paragraph after which turned out as;

Pro 250 bucks you become a slim, unimportant person booklover free wearing eight, smart bonbon insignia, to facilitate chains formats like ePub, Txt, JPEG and PDF.

The part

you become a slim, unimportant person

really cracks me up. LOL.

Oh the original in case you couldn’t possibly work out what it meant is;

For 250 bucks you get a slim, lightweight reader available in eight, bright candy colors, that supports formats like ePub, Txt, JPEG and PDF.

So even if you thought your English was poor, you are probably way better than this piece of $77/$149 software!

Both versions are supposed to be 33~21% different. I haven’t put it though a copy differentiator, but either way, I don’t think Google, or any human, would be that delighted to read this spun copy.

As it said itself… “It all right is poor quality though!”. LOL

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